15/05/2026
What a way to wrap up another huge week at Terraforma by introducing our Silent Business Partner.
We’re thrilled to announce that Anthony Albanese is now the proud silent partner of a surprise 47% stake in Terraforma — without ever needing to lift a finger on-site.
Me and the team will continue working even harder to help maintain his lavish lifestyle.
Business-wise, he’s absolutely thriving. Every time we close a project, he magically appears like a mystical tax fairy asking for his generous slice. He’ll be quietly monitoring every invoice to make sure not a single cent escapes.
Anyway, if you happen to see him around, please make him feel welcome. He’s already asking about staff perks, free coffees, and whether his mates get VIP treatment too ❤️😂
NOTE: this is not real, it’s AI 😅
Had to add this because apparently some people genuinely think he owns Terraforma now.