Cs Plastering

24/10/2026

🚨 ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER GAME OF "WHO'S MADE THAT BLOODY HOLE?!" 🤣🧱

Apparently, at CS Plastering, we don't just plaster walls… we're also professional rescuers of other people's destruction! 😂

This week's episode of DIY SOS: The North East Edition included… 👀

🚪 New doors fitted – Lovely doors, shame about the walls looking like they've had a disagreement with a JCB! 🤣 Reveals boarded and patched up!

🧱 Column next to the chimney – Boarded up and given a makeover smoother than Chris trying to explain why he needs another tool from Screwfix! 😂

🍳 Kitchen patching – Because apparently kitchens aren't just for cooking… they're also where walls go to die! 💀🤣

🏠 Floor screeding – Because the floor had more ups and downs than a family game of Monopoly! 🎢🤣 A fresh screed to get everything level, smooth and ready for its next chapter. No more feeling like you're walking up Ben Nevis just to get to the fridge! 😂

A bit of boarding here, a bit of plaster there, a bit of screeding underfoot… and suddenly the house looks like nobody's been swinging a sledgehammer around! 💪

✨ Big jobs, little jobs, awkward jobs… if it's got a hole, crack, uneven floor or needs a skim, give CS Plastering a shout!

We can't fix your life choices, your dodgy ex or your bank balance… BUT WE CAN FIX YOUR WALLS AND LEVEL OUT YOUR FLOORS! 🤣👏

📩 Drop CS Plastering a message for a free, no-obligation quote!

📍 Covering Blyth, Northumberland and surrounding areas.

CS PLASTERING – FILLING HOLES, SMOOTHING THINGS OVER AND KEEPING YOU ON THE LEVEL… ONE JOB AT A TIME! 😏🧱

22/10/2026

🚨 THESE WALLS HAVE HAD MORE ATTENTION THAN A SPELLING MISTAKE ON THE LOCAL SELLING SITE ! 🚨

Another job wrapped up by CS Plastering 💪

✅ Full reskim of 2 bedrooms and the living room ✅ Passage ceiling skimmed ✅ Kitchen and bathroom prepped, ready for tiling and cladding

We came, we covered, we skimmed… then Chris came home and told me how hard he’d worked. Again. 🤣☕

Fresh walls, smooth ceilings and everything ready for the next stage. Another home coming together nicely! 🏡✨

Got walls that look like they’ve been plastered with a butter knife? Give us a shout — we’ll get them sorted! 😂

📩 Message CS Plastering for a free quote. 📍 Covering Blyth and surrounding North East areas.



Another job wrapped up by CS Plastering 💪

✅ Full reskim of 2 bedrooms and the living room
✅ Passage ceiling skimmed
✅ Kitchen and bathroom prepped, ready for tiling and cladding

We came, we covered, we skimmed… then Chris came home and told me how hard he’d worked. Again. 🤣☕

Fresh walls, smooth ceilings and everything ready for the next stage. Another home coming together nicely! 🏡✨

Got walls that look like they’ve been plastered with a butter knife? Give us a shout — we’ll get them sorted! 😂

📩 Message CS Plastering for a free quote.
📍 Covering Blyth and surrounding North East areas.

22/10/2026

📸 CS Plastering is now on Instagram!

Give us a follow for our latest jobs, before-and-afters and a bit of Geordie banter! 🧱💙

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18/10/2026

It’s Sunday morning, no time to slack,
Clickety clack, we’ve got the plaster back on track ! 😂

The wall looked rough, a sorry sight,
CS Plastering soon put it right! 💪

A patch and a skim, a smooth little spread,
While half of you lot were still tucked up in bed! 🛌

Now put that kettle on, make us a brew,
Even on Sunday, we’ll smooth it for you! ☕

18/10/2026

Tiles off… and half the wall fancied coming with them! 🤦‍♂️😂

What started as “we’ll just take these tiles off” quickly turned into “best ring a plasterer!” 📞🤣

CS Plastering to the rescue 💪 A fresh reskim and those battered walls are looking smooth again, ready for their next chapter.

Thinking of removing your tiles? Save our number first… just in case they’ve formed a strong emotional attachment to the plaster 😂

📩 Message CS Plastering for a free quote.

14/10/2026

Little jobs, big difference! 💪😂

This week at CS Plastering, we’ve been sorting those “I’ll get round to it” jobs… you know, the ones you’ve hidden behind furniture since Easter 👀🤣

✅ Bonded up ready for a new backsplash
✅ Patched up after a fireplace removal
✅ Repaired a ceiling after a leak

No job too small — those little bits deserve a proper finish too! 👌

🎅 Get your homes Santy ready! He’s coming down the chimney, so let’s hope your plaster stays on the walls 😂

📩 Message CS Plastering for a free quote — and tag someone whose “little patch” has become part of the décor! 🤣

11/10/2026

10/10/2026

🚨 WARNING: THIS VIDEO MAY CAUSE SERIOUS HOUSE ENVY! 🚨🤣

🔥 OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE SMOOTH! 🔥

Another job smashed out by the lads at CS PLASTERING 💪

And this one was a proper transformation! 😍

Safe to say, the Artex had well and truly overstayed its welcome… so we gave it its eviction notice! 👋😂

🛠️ Here's what we've been up to:

✅ Scraped all Artex off the walls and ceilings – goodbye to those lovely 1980s patterns! 😂

✅ Built a brand-new chimney breast 🔥

✅ Protected ALL carpets – because we're plasterers, not cowboys! 🤠

✅ Full reskim of the landing, stairs, passage, dining room ceiling and living room!

✨ Fresh walls, smooth ceilings and a finish smoother than a plasterer's chat on a Friday afternoon! 😂👌

🎥 HAVE A WATCH OF THE VIDEO!
A lot of hard graft went into this one, and the results speak for themselves! 💪🔥

📣 FANCY GIVING YOUR HOME A GLOW-UP?

📅 ONLY 2 DATES LEFT IN OCTOBER! 🚨
Be quick if you want to grab one!

📅 NOW TAKING BOOKINGS FOR THE SECOND WEEK OF NOVEMBER!

🎄 Get your home looking fresh and Christmas ready before the decorations go up!

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🌐 www.csplastering.co.uk

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06/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS IS COMING… SO SORT THAT CEILING BEFORE SANTA SEES IT! 😂🎅

Another one transformed by CS Plastering 💪🏼

This ceiling had taken a bit of a battering after a leak, so we got stuck in:

🔨 Coving removed
🪚 Ceiling overboarded
💪🏼 SBR’d
✨ Full reskim
👌🏼 Left smooth, fresh and ready for decorating!

No more dodgy ceiling stealing the attention from the Christmas tree 😂🎄

📆 WE’RE NOW TAKING BOOKINGS FOR THE SECOND WEEK OF NOVEMBER!

So if you’ve been staring at that cracked ceiling, rough wall or Artex thinking “aye, I’ll sort that eventually…” — eventually has arrived, pet! 😂

Get your home smooth, fresh & Christmas-ready before the decorations come out! 🎅🏼✨

📞 07593 687776
🌐 csplastering.co.uk
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📍 Covering Blyth, Bedlington, Morpeth & surrounding areas

Free quotes • 15+ years experience • Proper graft • Proper finish 💙

🎥 Have a watch of this transformation… the finish speaks for itself! 👇🏼