The Alien Botanist

10/06/2026

We are in today until 2p with the deal of the day!

Any 2 of these Alocasia for only $30 total! Come on by!

(Left to right) :

Green unicorn
Nebula Imperialis
Scalprum
New Guinea Gold

09/30/2026

I apologize if I have not responded to any comments today please feel free to DM me! I've been on the road all day long in preparation for tomorrow's big entry into Unique Floral Collective!

I invite you all to share with your friends so that way we can make this a go to turn out! I am doing a rare plant giveaway that I will be announcing on Saturday night or sunday. All you have to do is show up!

I have so many good things for good prices!

SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!

03/14/2026

We love Hannah!

03/06/2026

Who else is over the hype? Coco/perlite (along with chunky ammenities. Not required but makes a great versatile potting mix!) Has been a lofe safer for my plants in self watering pots.

You can allow it to dry out longer and the roots seem to be much more stable and thick! Where as Stratum or pon, I feel like most roots would stay thin and frail for longer periods of time! I have the evidence in this video!

That Maharani was probably only actually in coco/perlite for one week total in 75-80° and 80%-90% humidity!

What has been your experience?

03/06/2026

Sometimes they just need a little lovee 🤣

03/05/2026

Did you know, you get a real live Dwiwo with every purchase? And he glows in the dark! Haha

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01/07/2026

Friends! Come get a mimosa sunday and stretch, sip and shop!

01/01/2026

Congratulations to our 4 Alocasia Venom winners!!

For winners:
Joel Key
Nykky Coxon
Dawn Beamon Maus

TikTok Winner:
Bxstorm3650

Congratulations again!!! May your new year be filled with success, luck and lots of leafs!!

12/25/2025

*EDIT**

This has ended! Winners have been announced and awarded their gifts!
Next one coming when the private group reaches 4k!!

We are nearing the start of the new year! This means the time to enter the giveaway is also coming to its deadline!! Don't forget to enter!!

Lets do a giveaway!!

I will be giving away 4 Alocasia Venom pups!!
All you have to do is:

-Like this post/follow this page.
-Join our private group The Alien Botanist 👽 🪴
-Invite 3 friends that are not already in the group!!
-Comment "Done" on this post when finished!

This page is our official business page while the private group is where live sales and chit chat are held!

I will randomly choose 3 lucky winners to receive a pup! You just cover shipping!! (2nd day air recomended; $25 average)

12/20/2025

Are you in need of last-minute holiday gifts? While we will be deferring shipping until after the New Year, we still have a selection of exceptional plants available for local pickup. The majority of these unique botanical specimens are not typically found in local big-box retailers, making them an ideal present for any plant enthusiast, including parents, partners, children, or educators.