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Washington D.C., DC
POOL RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS (as of 12 JULY 2012) 1. No peeing, pooping, vomiting, or otherwise secreting bodily fluids in to the pool 2. No cherry pits in the pool 3. No food in the pool except as authorized by pool management 4. If you fart in the pool, you must pop the bubbles with your own nose. 5. No sharp objects in the pool that may pose a risk to the structural integrity of the pool. This includes but is not limited to: knives, rocks, scissors, prison shanks, long toe nails, and spike bracelets. 6. Pool will close for inclement weather at the discretion of pool management. Inclement weather is deemed to include, but not limited to: thunder, lightning, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, cyclones, tsunami, typhoon, blizzard, snowmageddon, and derecho. NOTE: pool will remain open por El Nino y La Nina 7. Sunscreen must be fully absorbed by the skin before entering the pool. 8. No running. 9. No diving. 10. Horseplay is permitted, however, no rough-housing. 11. No open flames by the pool, except as authorized by pool management. 12. No pets allowed in the pool. 13. Beverages can be consumed in the pool so long as members are careful, as spilling will require the pool to be drained and refilled. Chronic spillers will have their beverage privileges revoked.
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