16/07/2026
Brilliant post
Becâs Unhinged Review:
11 dogs that collectively said, âNot today, mate.â
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate what happened in Kooyong the other day?
When a bloke wants to FAFO and the dogs start hearing the theme song to cops, you better RUN!
Because eleven dogs apparently formed the worldâs least organised but somehow incredibly effective security team.
The Staffy deserves a bloody medal. Didnât even hesitate. Took off after the bloke, got right on his heels and apparently came within about half a sniff of introducing his Achilles tendon to the consequences of poor decision-making. Started a fraction late but still nearly cleaned him up. Thatâs commitment.
Then youâve got the Golden Retriever.
Letâs be honest, that beautiful thing probably thought everyone was playing the greatest game of chasey ever invented.
âWEâRE RUNNING?! THIS IS AMAZING! IS THERE A BALL? DOES EVERYBODY GET A TREAT AFTER THIS?â
No idea what was going on. Just thrilled to be included.
The Jack Russell?
Mate, if youâve ever owned one, you already know. They wake up every morning choosing violence. That little bloke wouldâve been giving it absolutely everything despite weighing about the same as a loaf of bread.
The Frenchie wouldâve done a solid ten-metre sprint before remembering breathing is optional in that breed and stopping for a quick asthma break⊠but by God, the effort was there.
And then there were these scruffy little terrier legends.
These are the dogs that bark at leaves, bully the vacuum cleaner and think theyâre six-foot-four. They wouldâve been carrying on like theyâd just been accepted into the FBI K9 Unit.
Meanwhile the rest of the pack just joined in because once one dog decides somethingâs happening, every other dog immediately agrees without asking a single bloody question.
Just eleven dogs collectively decidingâŠ
âRighto, not today, mate.â
If thatâs not teamwork, I donât know what is.
So many good boys and girls đ¶đ€Ł
Stay Unhinged, Legends âđŒ