German Baking Queen

German Baking Queen Traditional German goods made by an inappropriate baker with a big heart. M rated for sure, you’ve been warned but my cakes a bloody delicious! Your GBQ

Welcome to my crazy food show.

Halloween 🎃 CANCELLED 😞🙅🏼‍♀️ Well, not everywhere but in my kitchen. Reason?I have no time for it 🤷🏼‍♀️ This weekend I h...
21/10/2026

Halloween 🎃 CANCELLED 😞🙅🏼‍♀️

Well, not everywhere but in my kitchen.
Reason?
I have no time for it 🤷🏼‍♀️

This weekend I have another big baking class and on Tuesday is my comedy gig.

Two events where I need to prep food and prep myself, I just don’t have the brain 🧠 capacity to go straight into Halloween 👻 as well as another big order the day after Halloween 🎃😅

So you all have to get your spooky s**t from somewhere else 😬

However, I will take some very limited orders Thursday and Friday before Halloween 🥳 Don’t wanna be an complete as***le 😇

I hope you all enjoy the great weather that Melbourne is putting on for us this weekend ☀️

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

Hey Bi***es 🫶🏻Whatever you wanna spell in delicious salty letters I’ll make it happen 👌🏻🥨How about FU 😎😅 for your next p...
13/10/2026

Hey Bi***es 🫶🏻

Whatever you wanna spell in delicious salty letters I’ll make it happen 👌🏻🥨

How about FU 😎😅 for your next party?

And if you go to the last picture (I must admit it’s not my photo) BUT I absolutely fu***ng LOVE this! And I wanna make it.

I just need someone to order a 3 tier pretzel 🥨 sandwich tower or whatever the f**k we’re going to call this beautiful monster 😍

This will definitely be added to my catering menu!

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Now a few service announcements 🔊

👻 I will soon open up bookings for a little HALLOWEEN 🎃 SPECIAL

Available: ❤️THURSDAY 15th🥨

🍞 rye sourdough bread with seeds $9.50

🧀🍰 3 x mini cheesecakes $18

Have a good one bi***es 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

07/10/2026

Pretzel 🥨 hearts 💜 for pancreatic cancer research 🫶🏻

07/10/2026

Today I’m celebrating 1 year since I’ve had my last chemotherapy.
I can’t believe how quickly this year went by.

Quick recap for my newbies:

In May 2025 I was diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer.
A very aggressive type of cancer that was keen to kill me real quick 🖕🏻 but thankfully I’ve found the lump early and at the beginning of June I started 4 months of chemotherapy. With the last one on October 6th 2025.

It’s been a year since and I’m doing bloody fantastic 🥳💪🏻

The hair is looking lush and yes it’s fu***ng curly (I try and straighten it a bit every morning but the beast is hard to tame 😅).

Next time I’ll see my oncologist I’ll complain about it, he has never told me about this kind of side effect 🙂‍↔️🤪

I’m sure he has pill 💊 for it 😂😅🤣

But jokes aside, I’m actually very glad that I’m still alive, so who cares what the hair look like 🤷🏼‍♀️

Happy Wednesday f**kers… 🫶🏻

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This is how your next party could look like 🖤❤️💛 Celebrating GBQ style 🥨👌🏻Where the bread/pretzels are the highlight!I s...
05/10/2026

This is how your next party could look like 🖤❤️💛

Celebrating GBQ style 🥨👌🏻

Where the bread/pretzels are the highlight!
I swear I have seen guests filling up their handbags with pretzel 🥨 bites before they leave the party… 🤪😳

Have you ever seen someone do this with a store bought cracker? 🙂‍↔️🤷🏼‍♀️

Thanks Kisa for sending in this photo of your set up 🫶🏻❤️🥨

This weeks availabilities:

💜🤍💜 WEDNESDAY 7th 💜🤍💜

Pretzel 🥨 hearts ($5) for pancreatic cancer research fundraiser PANKIND

For every 🥨 heart I sell, I will donate $1 to PanKind

🧄 garlic dip, 280ml $6 or 450ml $9

🩷🤍🩷 FRIDAY 9th 🩷🤍🩷

👉🏻 Focaccia’s
Garlic & herb $10
Tomato & olives $15

👉🏻 Baguettes $7

👉🏻 Garlic or tuna dip, 280ml $6 or 450ml $9
👉🏻 Carrot dip, 280ml $7 or 450ml $10

Get on it!
Have a good day f**kers 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

If you ever wondered what 104 pretzels 🥨 look like… that’s it!5 bags full of salty goodness 🥰And then another 11 pretzel...
03/10/2026

If you ever wondered what 104 pretzels 🥨 look like… that’s it!
5 bags full of salty goodness 🥰

And then another 11 pretzel 🥨 hearts 💜 for my cancer fundraiser 🥳

This Wednesday I’ll do more hearts, so please book if you’re keen.

For every pretzel I sell, I will donate $1 to Pankind, Pancreatic Cancer Australia

Tomorrow I will be at the Olivia Newton-John Walk for Wellness in the city 🩷
If anyone else is going let me know 😍

Also, next week Friday the 9th.
I will have lots of bread available!

🥖 Sourdough baguettes $7
🍞 Sourdough rye loafs $8.50
🫒 Focaccia’s (garlic & herb $10 or tomato & olive $15)

Order now!

Have a great weekend bi***es 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

Ok bi***es!It’s official. I’m funny 😆 If you wanna see with your own eyes, come to the comedy night October 27th🇩🇪🥨👑
02/10/2026

Ok bi***es!

It’s official.
I’m funny 😆

If you wanna see with your own eyes, come to the comedy night October 27th

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Alrighty bi***es, listen up!It’s October, and that means every Tom, Dick and Harry is celebrating Oktoberfest this month...
01/10/2026

Alrighty bi***es, listen up!

It’s October, and that means every Tom, Dick and Harry is celebrating Oktoberfest this month 🥨🍺

Which results in a very very busy GBQ.
If you need pretzels 🥨 you need to book in NOW!

Today I made 71 pretzels 🥨 and I will let you have a guess how long it took me to weigh every dough as well as roll them into a pretzels 🤔

What do you recon?

Oh and if anyone would like some bread next week Friday I’ll make some.

If I remember right, I’m going to make baguettes, focaccias and rye bread, so if anyone wanna jump onto it let me know asap 👌🏻

Have a good night f**kers 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🇩🇪

Some days when my phone rings I think “who the f**k is this now…?” 😆 And sometimes I’m right to be annoyed 😒 but today t...
30/09/2026

Some days when my phone rings I think “who the f**k is this now…?” 😆

And sometimes I’m right to be annoyed 😒 but today the person on the other end just made ne happy and joyful that I’m glad that answered that call 📞

Zoe found my business this morning around 5am while scrolling on her phone. Thank fu***ng god she didn’t ring me straight away 😬 that would have annoyed me real bad lol 😂

Zoe is pregnant and has been craving pretzels 🥨 for many weeks now.
And we all know there aren’t many places in Melbourne that do proper pretzels 🥨
So she was even more delighted when she worked out that I’m literally just around the corner from her 🥳

So it was about 11am when I talked to her and she told me all about this.
And then I told her that today must be her lucky day because I am about to put some pretzels 🥨 into the oven and in fact I have some leftovers 😍🚀 💃🏼🥳 🎉 and they will be ready in about 1 hour 😳🤩

I think she was really really really happy about that.

And even happier when I told her that today I made pretzels 🥨 hearts 💜 for my pancreatic cancer research fundraiser.

Fu***ng jackpot!!!

Pregnancy cravings tick ✅
Supported a good cause tick ✅
Baby & mum happy tick ✅

Well done Queen 👑💪🏻🥨💜

So total 🥨 hearts sold today 47 and that is another $47 plus $5 I got extra, that will go to pankind_australia Pankind, Pancreatic Cancer Australia

Overall, a very good day today 😍🫶🏻

See ya f**kers 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

First day of pretzel 🥨 hearts for pankind_australia 💜 52 hearts, so that’s the first $52 (plus an extra $5 from one bitc...
23/09/2026

First day of pretzel 🥨 hearts for pankind_australia 💜

52 hearts, so that’s the first $52 (plus an extra $5 from one bitch that gave a little extra 💸🫶🏻) that will go towards pancreatic cancer research 🔬

Next week Wednesday the 30th I’ll do it all over again, so order quickly 👌🏻

All YOU have to do is order and enjoy your salty hearts and will donate $1 for every order.

To everyone that has already ordered 🫶🏻
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH 💜💜💜

Have a great week you crazy lot!

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

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