21/10/2026
🚨😡 HAS ANYONE GOT A NAME FOR THIS ABSOLUTE BASTARD?!
SHARE FAR AND WIDE. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! 😂
I contacted Damage Assist to repair a small chip in my bath.
Lovely fella. Polite. Professional. Had all his tools.
LOOKED LIKE A MAN WHO KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. THAT WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE. 🚩
Two hours later, my bath looked brand new. Then he repaired a damaged door, sorted scratched UPVC and made a chip in the worktop disappear.
I’ve spent YEARS ignoring things until they become someone else’s problem, and this bloke has ruined everything!
Now the missus is pointing at every mark in the house, and I can’t even justify a new bathroom.
MY MARRIAGE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION. HE SAID HE CANT FIX MARRIAGES 🤣
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Anyway, I’m Ash, owner and operator of Damage Assist. Apparently, I now spend my days repairing damaged surfaces and writing fake Karen complaints because normal advertising is BORING. 😂
Damage Assist is proud to be the southeast's most respected surface repair company, Fully independent, totally mobile, accredited, and insured. We Repair
🛁 Baths, sinks & shower trays
🍽️ Worktops & kitchen units
🚪 Doors, windows & UPVC
🪨 Tiles, flooring, glass, stone & ceramics
🙃 And much more
🏠 Domestic & commercial
📍 South of England
📸 Send us a photo, your postcode and a description for a quote. Damage Assist
💥 DAMAGE ASSIST: REPAIRING YOUR DAMAGE AND DESTROYING YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE A GOOD MOAN. 😂
IMPORTANT: All Damage Assist technicians arrive in sign-written vans, wear our uniform and carry ID. We will never turn up unannounced. We’re here to repair your surfaces, not star in your local Facebook crime watch group. 😂
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