UmpaDink Plasterer with 21 years experience. Covering Wrexham/ Chester and surrounding areas.

This page is to showcase work, talk about the life of a plasterer and to have a laugh

How much s**t builds up in your van over a couple of months? This is insanity! 🙄
18/10/2026

How much s**t builds up in your van over a couple of months? This is insanity! 🙄

What a brilliant week it’s been! Meeting some great people! I’ve made some great mates off social media! What a journey ...
17/10/2026

What a brilliant week it’s been! Meeting some great people! I’ve made some great mates off social media! What a journey it’s been! Long may it continue!

17/10/2026

BRAP BRAP WATCH WATCH

I’ve seen this bloodsucking parasite come out with some waffle but this is next level s**t housery. An insecure little tw@t that has to broadcast how much everything costs on the internet calling other men weak? Do me a favour.

And as for his merry little band of paid off puppets they can do one aswell!

The only weak men I see are the little boys in this video.

This is Luke Simpson. Another packet addicted ju**ie off his face at 1am. I think you best put the pipe down and seek he...
17/10/2026

This is Luke Simpson. Another packet addicted ju**ie off his face at 1am. I think you best put the pipe down and seek help

Fella is called CM plastering on insta…. I think he should just accept no1 likes him 🤣
16/10/2026

Fella is called CM plastering on insta…. I think he should just accept no1 likes him 🤣

16/10/2026

No work next week….. what should I do?

I still get shocked when people ask for pictures with me in public. Was lovely meeting this young fan. Apparently he’s a...
15/10/2026

I still get shocked when people ask for pictures with me in public. Was lovely meeting this young fan. Apparently he’s a plasterer aswell. All the best pal! Up the spreads 🤪🤪🤪🤪

14/10/2026

Cheers Mahoney Brickworks ltd and TIWI Cork Spray for treating me to my first pint of Guinness. Who splits the G the best?

14/10/2026

Finding a troll face to face Mahoney Brickworks ltd

On todays episode of substandard plastering 🤪
14/10/2026

On todays episode of substandard plastering 🤪

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