Today Site Services Inc.

11/11/2026

🇺🇸 TODAY, OUR TRUCKS ARE PARKED, BUT OUR PATRIOTISM IS WORKING OVERTIME! 🚽🫡

As a proud Disabled Veteran-Owned Business, Today Site Services is taking Veterans Day off to honor the brave men and women who have served our country.

Our bright orange trucks are getting a little R&R today, and our normal routes will resume tomorrow!

🚨 BUT WE’RE STILL OPEN FOR EMERGENCIES!

Because let’s face it… even on Veterans Day, 💩 happens! 😂 And when duty calls, we’ll answer!

From one veteran to another, THANK YOU for your service, sacrifice, and dedication to our great nation! ❤️🤍💙

🇺🇸 Happy Veterans Day from Today Site Services!

📞 833-PEE-P**P (833-733-7667)

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11/10/2026

🚂🚽 KEEPING UNION PACIFIC ON TRACK… ONE FLUSH AT A TIME! 💩

From the train yard to the most remote stretches of railroad tracks, Today Site Services has Union Pacific covered!

When one of the largest railroad companies in North America counts on you to take care of their crews’ bathroom needs, that’s something to be proud of! 💪

🟠 Safety orange for a reason! Our portable restrooms are harder to miss than a freight train, and the only thing we’re leaving behind is a clean place to bust a squat! 🍑😂

Whether it’s a busy rail yard or a remote jobsite miles from civilization, we bring the same clean equipment, dependable service, and attention to detail.

🚧 Big railroad or small construction crew, everyone deserves a clean pot to bust a squat!

📞 833-PEE-P**P (833-733-7667)

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11/04/2026

🚂 ALL ABOARD THE P**P EXPRESS! 🚽💩

Every little boy dreams of playing with trains. Some of us just grew up and started delivering toilets to them! 😂

Our Single Deuce is reporting for duty at the rail yard, keeping the crew on track with the cleanest place to bust a squat! 🍑

Because when nature calls, there’s no stopping this train! 🚂💨

🚽 Need it Today? Get it Today!
📞 833-PEE-P**P (833-733-7667)

10/31/2026

🎃👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM TODAY SITE SERVICES! 🚽💩

Some porta potties are scary enough without the Halloween decorations! 💀🕷️

But don’t worry, our bright orange beauties aren’t hiding any tricks. Just clean pots to bust a squat, plenty of toilet paper, and a place to handle your BOO-siness! 👻🍑

From our spooky crew to yours, have a safe and Happy Halloween! 🎃

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 TodaySiteServices.com

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10/23/2026

⛳🏌️ 72 YEARS OF GOLF… AND THE 💩 GUYS MADE THE SPONSOR LIST! 😂🚽

Today Site Services is proud to be apart of the 72nd Annual Kern Builders Exchange Golf Tournament!

A great event bringing together our local construction community for a day of golf, networking, and a whole lot of questionable golf swings! 😂

As a locally owned, disabled veteran-owned business, we’re honored to support Kern Builders Exchange and the construction industry that supports us.

We can’t promise to fix your slice, but when nature calls, we’ve got your backside covered! 🍑🚽

🎥 Check out the video and show Kern Builders Exchange some love!

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10/23/2026

🚽💩 NO ADDRESS? NO PROBLEM. JUST PIN THE P**P! 📍😂

Holding tanks for office trailers? HELL YEAH, WE DO THAT TOO!

This job was so remote the customer had to send us a GPS pin just to find it. 📍🤣

No street signs, no gas stations, and definitely no Starbucks. Just oil wells, dirt roads, and a whole lot of places you DON’T want to pop a squat! 🌵💩

But when nature calls, your crew shouldn’t have to answer behind a tumbleweed! 😂

That’s where Today Site Services comes in! From 250-gallon holding tanks to portable restrooms, we’ll go the extra mile to make sure your crew’s business doesn’t become everybody else’s business.

📍 Bakersfield and beyond!

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 todaysiteservices.com

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10/22/2026

🎥 EPISODE 2 IS LIVE — WE TOOK THE 💩 SHOW ON THE ROAD! 🚽😂

This time, we left Bakersfield and headed to the Bay Area to visit Daniel Tom at his shop!

Daniel gave us a behind-the-scenes tour of his operation, and we got to see firsthand what years of hard work, experience, and building a successful business look like.

We’re only seven months into building Today Site Services, so getting to learn from someone who’s been there and done that is pretty damn cool!

Turns out there’s a lot more to this 💩 business than just sucking 💩 out of a hole! 🤣

Huge thanks to Daniel for opening his doors, sharing his knowledge, and being part of our journey!

▶️ Watch Episode 2 here:
https://youtu.be/ZbKr_JWc2bs

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10/17/2026

🚘🔥 CLASSIC TRUCKS, HOT BBQ & CLEAN BUTTS! 🍑💩

When the classic truck club fires up the BBQ, they know two things:

🔥 The meat better be smokin’!
🚽 The bathrooms better NOT be!

Because let’s face it… park bathrooms are scarier than finding rust on a freshly restored ’57 Chevy! 😂

That’s why they called Today Site Services! We bring the cleanest brightest pots to bust a squat, so the only thing leaving skid marks is the classic trucks! 💨🤣

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 todaysiteservices.com

We’re your #1 for your #2! 💩

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10/12/2026

🚧 GOOD FENCES MAKE GOOD NEIGHBORS… AND KEEP NOSY PEOPLE OUT! 👀

Whether you’re hosting an event, securing a construction site, or just keeping curious eyes away from your business, Today Site Services has you covered! 💪

✅ 6’ Anti-Climb Temporary Fencing
✅ Privacy Screens (because some things aren’t everyone’s business 😉)
✅ Vehicle & Pedestrian Gates
✅ Professional Setup & Removal

From construction chaos to classy events, we’ll handle the fencing so you can handle business!

📍 Proudly serving Bakersfield & surrounding areas
📞 833-PEE-P**P (833-733-7667)
🌐 www.todaysiteservices.com

🟠 Need it Today? Get it Today!

10/08/2026

🎃 TRICK OR TREAT… WHICH POT GETS YOUR CHEEKS? 🍑💩

🧡 Today Site Services: Bright orange, spotless, and ready for your business!

👻 The other guys: Spider webs, mystery stains, and a haunted house for your butt cheeks! 💀

Because the only thing that should scare the 💩 out of you this Halloween is the costume… NOT the porta potty! 😂

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 todaysiteservices.com