Funke's Greenhouses

Funke's Greenhouses Cincinnati local greenhouse specializing in an insane selection of heirloom vegetable and herb plants Open Mid March through October hours vary by season.

Please visit our website for current hours and directions. Our mission is to teach and understanding of, and reconnection with nature to an urban/suburban population through the sales of garden products and services. Our catch phrases include "Just say no to GMO" and "Teach a person to fish, they're fed for life. Teach them to garden they can feed the whole neighborhood!"

Recently, while looking for something else I found a manila envelope with an eclectic group of pictures, my high school ...
10/18/2026

Recently, while looking for something else I found a manila envelope with an eclectic group of pictures, my high school diploma, how that got in this batch of "stuff" will remain a mystery the rest of my days, lol, and several articles of press from my Goetz ancestors and their truck farming greenhouse range next door.

I never knew great grandpa Fred, only memories of his room that had the look and feel of the 1890's.
Grandpa Bill passed away when I was about 5.
My uncles Harry and Lester ran the business together until 1969 when Harry slipped on some plastic while working on their truck and fell on a screwdriver that killed him.
To this day that hits my mind every time I carry one reminding me to keep that point safe.
"Hey kid! Don't run with scissors! They're dangerous!"..
They are...

With Harry gone Lester just couldn't handle the two man operation and took a job firing a boiler and moved away..

Through the 70's Grandma still lived in the brick house and Harry's wife and kids lived in the frame and the greenhouses deteriorated into w**ds and overgrowth..

Even though it was sad to watch them die it still gives me a chuckle that one of the hippy guys down the street had a hidden patch of his w**d among the rest of the w**ds.. 🌿🤣

When Grandma died in the late 70's the place was sold off and cut three ways.
The back end where the greenhouses were went GFS on Winton Rd., the two houses and the barn went to a fellow who collected Crosleys and King Midgets which he stored in the barn and his daughter and her family moved in.
The side field came to us.

I went to same spot that the photographer stood when he took the picture for this article back in '56 and took the same view as it stands today for reference.

During my lifetime I've watched dozens of these family greenhouse ranges fade into the realm of history.

What really killed them was the interstate highway system which allowed the factory farms of the south and west to truck produce in at prices that could not support the local truck growers.

I remember the few that were left in the 90's occasionally composting a crop because market price for lettuce was less than the cost of cutting and shipping it.

Today there are some niche fresh market growers adopting the vegetable farming lifestyle which is why I cannot state any more proudly and loudly to support your local growers and other small businesses! And take them cash! Those fees add up.
Bless you for doing so! 🙏

I'm kind of in an "ancestral" mode right now since Helen just passed this Sunday morning at 93 so I'll be making some history posts from the family archive

She fell and broke her leg last week and went rapidly downhill from dementia to alzheimers and complete systems fails throughout her mind and body.

At 93 she had a good run and up until this past week she had good quality of life in her own home which ain't such a bad way to "cross the finish line"..

God love her, we sure did/do.. :)🙏

I hope you enjoy these posts and the glimpse into the lives and times of these truck farming people that called themselves "gardeners". 🌿

Enjoy this lovely fall weather my friends!

'til next time,

Happy gardening!

al

SAVE THE DATE: Saturday 10/24 10am-2pmWe’re at it again with our 2nd annual Fall Market—stay tuned for vendor previews! ...
10/16/2026

SAVE THE DATE: Saturday 10/24 10am-2pm
We’re at it again with our 2nd annual Fall Market—stay tuned for vendor previews!

Including, but not limited to vintage wares, jewelry, ceramics, hot sauce, clothing, art, photos, garden accessories, sweet and savory treats, fresh produce, herbs, seeds, bouquet buffet … and as always, lots of plant deals and freebies! 🌀

Assorted Indian corn, pepper ristras, and bird house gourds from our organically grown gardens, available for fall decor...
10/15/2026

Assorted Indian corn, pepper ristras, and bird house gourds from our organically grown gardens, available for fall decor and in the case of the corn and peppers seeds for spring!
At just $4.99 ea. the corn bundles and pepper ristras will pay back ten fold!
Open 9 am to 2 pm seven days a week. :)
Happy gardening! al

10/12/2026

The Apocalypse Scorpion. Thanks Funke’s Greenhouses , same time next week?

Blink and you’ll miss our biggest SALE of the season—every plant in the shop is now BUY 1, GET 1 FREE—including all vegg...
10/10/2026

Blink and you’ll miss our biggest SALE of the season—every plant in the shop is now BUY 1, GET 1 FREE—including all veggies, herbs, annual flowers, perennials, trees, and shrubs! While supplies last. (Some exclusions may apply.) We are open 9am-2pm today and everyday!

A good friend of mine, David Rosenberg of Wooden shoe gardens shared this to me at our annual pig roast over the weekend...
10/05/2026

A good friend of mine, David Rosenberg of Wooden shoe gardens shared this to me at our annual pig roast over the weekend.

With the blessing of this absolutely beautiful fall weather it really brought home that "down home" spirit of harvest time for me when I opened the envelope Dave handed me at the party and read it Sunday morning.

Visuals of farm families performing the tasks so colorfully described in rural dialect flashed across the screen of mind as I felt the kinship with those agricultural ancestors warming my heart. 💗

For those that may not know the history or use of the "fodder shock" it's a pretty darn effective nature based food storage system used in the days before "factory" farming took over the harvest.

As the family moved across the field they would cut the corn stalks and tie them into bundles packing things like winter squash in with the corn layer by layer leaving a trail of the bundles, "shocks" spaced every couple hundred feet or so across the field as they went.

When winter came they'd take a wagon or sled pulled by the plowhorse or ox out to the field and pull them back to the house and barn with the food for the family going into the house and everything else going to the barn to feed the livestock.

This poem just kind of really captured the soul of those simpler times before the beeping of ringtones that rule people's lives today.

Those times when our ancestors lived by the rhythm of the sun and the seasons.

Not so different from my kid days here in the truck farming gardens of Wooden shoe hollow. 🌿

I hope you enjoy this poetic glimpse into the world and times of James Whitcomb Riley as much as I!

Have an awesome week my friends, and happy gardening!

Al

Need some last minute gear for the big game? 🐅
09/13/2026

Need some last minute gear for the big game? 🐅

Mum's the word!But don't keep it a secret!Fresh load of fat 8" mums just hit the door, ready, willing, and eager to make...
09/10/2026

Mum's the word!
But don't keep it a secret!

Fresh load of fat 8" mums just hit the door, ready, willing, and eager to make your fall landscape and events pop with seasonal color!

Good selection of garden fresh produce, and seed garlic, from our Funke garden, plus LOTS of herbs and fall veggie starts available also.. :)🌿

Open 9 am to 2 pm seven days a week.

Have a great weekend and happy gardening!

Al

Pop by the shop this weekend for some special Labor Day weekend deals ~ we’re open 9am-2pm everyday, including the holid...
09/05/2026

Pop by the shop this weekend for some special Labor Day weekend deals ~ we’re open 9am-2pm everyday, including the holiday on Monday!

🌿 BUY 1, GET 1 FREE HERBS
🌟 $5 OFF PERENNIALS, TREES & SHRUBS
🍅 ALL BASKETS ONLY $10

We also have plenty of homegrown tomatoes and fresh cut flowers for your weekend festivities!

Fresh load of budget friendly coarse gravel!$2 for a five gallon bucket (bring one)$25 for a loader scoop, aprox. 22 cu ...
08/31/2026

Fresh load of budget friendly coarse gravel!

$2 for a five gallon bucket (bring one)
$25 for a loader scoop, aprox. 22 cu ft

This is retired roof gravel and has some dust in it.
Great for all kinds of garden projects.
I've been using it for sinkholes and muddy spots. :) al

Have a great week and try to stay cool!

Open 9 am to 2 pm seven days.

Address

4798 Gray Road
Cincinnati, OH
45232

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