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Non-edible artworks by cake artist Kristi Caccippio. Stained Glass & Watercolor

10/23/2026

Attention followers!
With the recent announcement from Meta that they are going to start using business accounts and any links associated with them to train their AI starting October 30th, I will not be posting much, if at all on their platforms any longer. If you're here for classes, markets, or just for fun, I encourage you to sign up for my email blasts. I rarely email, and I'd love to keep you in the loop!
With that said, subscribing couldn't be easier! When you visit my site a pop up will appear, and all you have to do is click the button that says "SIGN ME UP!" Then just input your preferred email and click subscribe! You will have to confirm you want to subscribe via email, and after that you'll get an occasional from yours truly ❤️
I'll be doing a little giveaway in the next month or so, and my subscribers will be the ONLY people who will recieve that info! Click on the link in the comments to sign up!!

10/21/2026

The link for my November Mosaic class at Skeleton Key Brewery is LIVE! Don't sleep on signing up for this one because the classes scheduled after this one are all Winter/Christmas themed! The sign up link is in comments!

10/11/2026

Swipe to see what this piece looks like with the lights off!
This was another fun experiment with Christine DiMack powder and Bullseye Glass Co. while I flesh out this technique 😍
We have a Mid Century Modern vibe going on in our house, so I based my design of the plant, pot, and stand off of some of the ones we have in our home. It was only after I cut and fired the entire piece that I realized that the background colors I used are all the main colors of our house walls too. I guess you could say I have a thing for these specific bright colors 😅
After firing, the piece was cold worked to an optical polish and fitted into a lamp base I had made by Drew Katchmar a few years back.
And just like my Blue Heron piece, this piece glows in the dark (or under a UV/blacklight!)
I'll have this with me Firefly Market on November 7th and 8th!

09/30/2026

The link for my second glass mosaic class Skeleton Key Brewery is LIVE!
You guys asked us for cryptids.
You asked for celestial.
You asked for *checks notes*
"Skeleton Key Bathroom Inspo"
(and if you don't know what that means mayhaps you go to SKB soon and find out!)
But in all seriousness, we have some pretty cool designs this time around! Find the sign up link in the comments!

09/25/2026

ATTENTION: There are only FIVE tickets left for my October 12th mosaic class at Skeleton Key Brewery!! We have six fun designs to choose from- all of course cut out specially for our class by Ready Aim Design Co.! Which of the designs calls to you most? Or are you drawn to a design from a previous class? Let us know!
Link to the class in the comments!

09/17/2026

My first October mosaic class link Skeleton Key Brewery is LIVE so don't miss your chance to sign up to create some fun and spooky glass art! Each ticket comes with a drink from the bar, and you're supporting two local artists AND keeping stained glass scrap out of the landfill! Now that's what I call a win! Sign up on Skeleton key's website asap! The class link is also available on my website under the "Markets and Classes" tab! Hope to see you there! 🍻

09/17/2026

EEEEK It's spooky season and my October 12th Mosaic Suncatcher class link is ALIVE!!! We'll be hanging out at Skeleton Key Brewery and Ready Aim Design Co. will be cutting out some of my custom designs for everyone to choose from! I absolutely can not wait to see what everyone creates! Sign up link is in the comments!

05/14/2026

New Fly Amanita Mushroom plant stake design! I'll have a few of these at my next market for the Garden Party Plant and Artisan Market on May 31st!
If you're interested in learning how to make your own, this will be one of the classes I'm teaching next quarter! Keep your eyes peeled for the sign up link in the next few weeks!
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05/12/2026

Tickets for my June Suncatcher Mosaic class are LIVE and these designs are some of my favorite yet! You guys know the drill! Tickets are available on the Skeleton Key Brewery website under the "Classes" tab!
PRO TIPS:
➡️Get your ticket(s) ASAP! Do NOT wait to purchase because they sell out!
➡️Taking the class with a group? Buy all the tickets at once! Every. Single. Time we have people say their friends or family will be attending the class and they didn't get their ticket in time, and can we please just add one more person. We're sorry, but we can't! There is literally no room!
➡️Come to class about 10-15 minutes early so you can get checked in for class at the bar and grab a refreshment before class starts!
➡️I know it's starting to be really nice outside, but please don't forget to wear pants and closed toed shoes to class for safety reasons ❤️
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As with all my mosaic classes, know that you are supporting not one, but three local businesses/artists ❤️
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04/27/2026

I can't get over how stunning this terrarium that .sowing.season created with some of my stained glass cacti and succulents 😍
If you've been thinking about getting some sparkly plants you can't kill, be sure to come by and see me this Sunday, May 3rd or on Saturday, May 9th! I will have a bunch of succulents and cacti in various sizes, colors, and designs! 🌵 ✨️
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