The Pessimistic Gardener

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09/24/2026

Got w**ds? Me too! That's ok, it just means there are more important things in your life than pulling w**ds.

We were in the clouds yesterday with misty weather all day. The asters looked beautiful with the water droplets and the ...
09/21/2026

We were in the clouds yesterday with misty weather all day. The asters looked beautiful with the water droplets and the cloudy skies.

09/17/2026

Birds nest fungus!

09/15/2026

This promise is as real as the promises made by Donald Trump! You can totally believe me! All of your current so-called "w**ds" were spread in your yard by sleepy Joe Biden!

Some people completely miss the point of my videos. The point of this particular video was not that I have a perfectly w...
09/15/2026

Some people completely miss the point of my videos. The point of this particular video was not that I have a perfectly w**ded, manicured garden. I have 3 jobs right now and it's harvest season in my veggie garden, I have more important things to do than w**d my flower beds.
Anyway, if you also have w**d-infested unkempt gardens, you might enjoy my content!
Chaos gardeners with day jobs, unite!

09/13/2026

Another great native plant for small spaces! Don't you love it?

09/12/2026

Just a few of the native plant species I've started using for a small formal garden.

After two summers of not mowing the old hay field on the property, the wildflower meadow is really showing off! The enti...
09/12/2026

After two summers of not mowing the old hay field on the property, the wildflower meadow is really showing off! The entire meadow is in bloom right now with many species of goldenrods and asters, both of which are important nectar sources for monarch butterflies. It's a beautiful sight to behold on our evening walks with the dogs right now.

09/12/2026

Four days after detection the late blight is completely destroying my tomato crop.

09/08/2026

Sometimes "kill it with fire" is the best solution. This is one of those times.

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1686 NY 321
Elbridge, NY
13060

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Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

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