Hermitage Agway

10/19/2026

10/16/2026

🎃👻 **TRICK OR TREAT YOURSELF!** 👻🎃

Well, well, well… look who’s back to haunt your yard! 😹

It’s ME, Burt, your favorite four-legged Halloween expert, and I’ve got some SPOOKTACULAR metal yard decor for you at Hermitage Agway! 🐈‍⬛🧡 Want your yard to turn heads like that house on Virginia Road? 👀🎃 Well, now’s your chance to give the neighbors something to talk about! Just don’t blame me if the trick-or-treaters never want to leave! 😹

Whether you’re decorating for trick-or-treaters, trying to impress the neighbors, or just making your yard look like a place where the Addams Family would feel right at home, we’ve got some frightfully fabulous metal decor for you! 💀🎃

And because I’m such a generous feline (don’t tell anyone I said that 🤫), I’m giving ONE LUCKY WINNER a **FREE TINY METAL BOO GHOST!** 👻

Here’s how to enter my little Halloween giveaway:

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🎃 **COMMENT** below
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Do all three, and you’ll be entered into the drawing! The winner will be drawn **MONDAY!** 🥳

Now, I would enter myself, but apparently cats aren’t allowed to win their own giveaways. Something about a conflict of interest… PFFFFT. 🙄

Stop in, check out our spooky metal yard decor, and give your yard a little Halloween personality!

🐾 **Hermitage Agway** — where even the yard art is a little BOO-tiful!

10/13/2026

🌽🎃 BURT’S FALL-FUN REPORT: CORN STALKS, CATS & SNACKS! 🐾😹

Well, well, well… LOOK AT THIS! 🍂 Have you seen our BIG, beautiful display of corn stalks?! Fall has officially arrived at Hermitage Agway, and yours truly is here to make sure you all get into the spirit! 🎃🇺🇸

First, check out my little setup outside my cage, complete with all your coloring contest sheets featuring ME (obviously the cutest part 😻), a bundle of gorgeous corn stalks, and the newest addition to our Halloween crew… a spooky little animatronic cat! 🐈‍⬛ I’m not saying I’m the star of the show, but have you SEEN the competition? 😂

🌽 AND THE CORN STALKS ARE BACK IN STALK! 🌽

Get it?! Back in stalk?! Oh, I crack myself up! 🤣

Now, I noticed my bundle has EARS OF CORN on it! You mean to tell me I can decorate for fall AND have an emergency snack station?! FINALLY, someone understands my needs! 😹🌽

⚠️ A little advice from your favorite feline: I wouldn't recommend munching on that field corn! BUT if you're feeling adventurous and want a delicious, old-fashioned treat, we've got POPCORN ON THE COB for sale right here! 🍿

How FUN is that?! Grab some, try something new with your family, and enjoy a little old-fashioned fun… just like I did back in the good ol' days. (Before cell phones, fancy cat toys, and humans constantly telling me to get off the counter!) 😂

💰 AND NOW FOR THE PRICE THAT MADE MY WHISKERS TWITCH!

Our beautiful bundles of corn stalks are just $4.99! 🌽🍂

Did I mention I got mine for FREE?! 😎 That's one of the many perks of running this place. The humans call it employee benefits. I call it being the boss.

Come see us at Hermitage Agway and get your fall decorating on! Bring the kids, check out the coloring contest, meet our Halloween kitty, and stock up on some fall fun!

🐾 Burt’s Fall Tip: Decorate your porch, pop some popcorn, and always negotiate your employee benefits BEFORE accepting the job. 😉

10/09/2026

Garlic is here and its going fast! 🐾

10/09/2026

🎨🐾 **🎉 THE VOTES ARE IN! BURT’S COLORING CONTEST WINNERS! 🎉** 🐾🎨

Well, first off, sorry I kept you all waiting! Things have been absolutely CRAZY around here! My staff has been working their tails off (unlike me, I prefer to nap on the clock 😹), dealing with fall madness, working through injuries, keeping up with multiple giveaways, and now preparing for the Veterans Day Parade! Those humans are running on pure determination… and THANK GOODNESS for **Seven Brew**, who brought us drinks to keep them going! ☕❤️ A HUGE thank-you to Seven Brew for thinking of our hardworking crew! As you can see, they brought me FOUR drinks… and naturally, I assumed one was my fancy cat latte. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered cats don't get caffeine! 😾 So I did what any respectable store cat would do… posed in front of all four like I paid for them myself! 😂🐾

🥁🥁🥁 **AND THE WINNERS ARE…**

🎨 **Little Artists (Ages 1–5):**
🏆 1st Place: Jack (last name unknown 😉)
🥈 2nd Place: Alivia Pennachio

🖍️ **Creative Kids (Ages 6–10):**
🏆 1st Place: Kassie Love
🥈 Tied for 2nd Place: Brynlee Weirick and Annie Bronson

🐾 **Young Artists (Ages 11–17):**
🏆 1st Place: Sophia Heyl
🥈 2nd Place: Jenna Love

😎 **Kids at Heart (Ages 19–100):**
🏆 1st Place: Jessica Heyl
🥈 2nd Place: Kate Siekkinen

👏 Congratulations to all our winners! You can stop by Hermitage Agway during normal business hours to pick up your prize/gift certificate! 🎁

🎄 **AND GUESS WHAT?!** Keep your eyes peeled because a **CHRISTMAS BURT COLORING SHEET** is coming! You thought coloring me once was fun? Just wait! 😹

Now, I have one VERY IMPORTANT question for my fans…

🤔 **DID YOU ALL FORGET WHAT COLOR I AM?!** 😂🐈‍⬛

Some of those coloring sheets had me looking like I wandered into the wrong paint department! I won't name names… but I *am* keeping my eye on you! 👀🤣

Thanks for all the laughs and for making this contest so much fun. You all are paws-itively the best! ❤️🐾

— Burt, the *very handsome* store cat of Hermitage Agway 😽
SevenBrew

10/06/2026

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10/05/2026

🎨🐾 OKAY, MY ADORING FANS… IT’S TIME TO VOTE! 🐾🎨

I simply could NOT decide which coloring sheets of ME I liked best… because, obviously, I look fabulous in all of them. 😻😂

So I’m letting YOU decide!

👇 Pictured below are all the coloring sheets from each group, and each one is numbered. Take a look and comment under each picture with your vote!

I’ll tally all the votes on WEDNESDAY and announce the winner! 🏆🎨

Thank you to everyone who participated in MY coloring contest! You sure do know how to make a handsome cat look good! 😽❤️

🎄🐱 NOW… ABOUT CHRISTMAS…

I was thinking… perhaps I should have a CHRISTMAS COLORING CONTEST featuring ME. 🎅🏻🎄

Just imagine it…

Burt in a Santa hat.
Burt sitting by the Christmas tree.
Burt tangled up in Christmas lights. 😂
Burt opening presents that are obviously ALL FOR BURT. 🎁😼

Actually… forget the “thinking about it” part.

I’M PRETTY SURE THE WORLD NEEDS CHRISTMAS BURT. 🎄🐾

So… what do you think? Should I make it happen?! 😹👇

10/03/2026

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Fall Fest at Hermitage Agway! Stop out and support our favorite local business! Be sure to say hi to Burt! 🐈‍⬛

10/03/2026

FREE SCAVENGER HUNT HAY RIDE at Hermitage Agway today until 5:00pm