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Serving homeowners since 2005, Professional Services specializes in trusted heating, cooling, and home comfort solutions. Doing Business As Hockers 1281350 – PM
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With a perfect 5.0-star Google rating, take your home’s comfort to the next level with us! Here at Professional Services, it has been our pleasure to offer the highest level of home comfort for Ozaukee, Washington, and Sheboygan counties. Our foundation consists of efficient, reliable, and cost-effective heating, air conditioning, geothermal, and indoor air quality products. We also offer electrical services and emergency generators. Quality heating and cooling products are just where we begin. The technicians at Professional Services are trained and equipped to handle anything from routine HVAC maintenance & repairs on a residential system to complete turnkey installations for commercial environments.

10/27/2026

🇺🇸💀 SKELETON SHENANIGANS: SPECIAL MILITARY EDITION! 🦅

🚨 GENERAL JAWCOBS HAS REPORTED FOR DUTY! 🪖💀
Word of the chaos at Professional Services has officially reached HIGH COMMAND!

After weeks of unauthorized joyrides, warehouse zip-lining, and enough safety violations to make OSHA cry, it was time to call in the BIG GUNS! 💥

🇺🇸 Meet General Jawcobs, an Army veteran, seasoned leader, and the only man brave enough to attempt to bring Rico, Definitely Not Justin, Dee Ceased, and the rest of these boneheads into formation.
Rolling in on his trusty forklift, sporting his signature mustache, American flag cape, and a bald eagle for backup, he’s ready for battle!

🎖️ His mission? Restore order.
💀 His chances? Slim to none.
🤣 His biggest mistake? Thinking these boneheads actually follow orders!

🫡 OPERATION BONEHEAD IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

10/26/2026

SKELETON SHENANIGANS: RIDE-ALONG EDITION! ⚡🔧

Apparently, causing chaos in the warehouse wasn’t enough… the skeleton crew decided it was time for some FIELD TRAINING! 😂

🦺 Adam from Safety hit the road with Dave. We’re not sure how much safety advice a one-legged skeleton can offer, but he’s keeping his eye socket on everything! 👀

💋 Scarilyn Monroe & Dee Ceased tagged along with Chad. Two skeletons, one technician… we’re pretty sure Chad deserves hazard pay! 😂

⚡ NEW RECRUIT ALERT! Meet Electro-cution Eddie! He joined Will for a day of electrical work. Let’s just say Eddie is shocked to be part of the team! ⚡💀

Management thought sending them into the field would keep them out of trouble.

Management was dead wrong. ☠️🤣

Stay tuned… these boneheads are just getting warmed up!

10/20/2026

🥋💀 SKELETON MOVIE TRIVIA – ROUND 5! 🎬

Rico has officially traded his skeleton shenanigans for some serious martial arts training! 😂

He’s been practicing his balance, perfecting his moves, and praying his bones stay together!

We’re not sure who his sensei is, but we’re pretty sure Adam from Safety would NOT approve! 🚨🤣

🎥 Can you guess Movie #5?

🥋 Bonus points if you can name Rico’s famous move!
Wax on, wax off… just don’t fall off, Rico! 💀😂

10/19/2026

💀🎬 SKELETON MOVIE TRIVIA: ROUND FOUR! 🎬💀

Nobody puts Scarilyn in a corner! 💃🦴

Adam from Safety decided to sweep Scarilyn Monroe off her feet… which is pretty impressive considering he only has ONE leg! 😂

OSHA might have a few questions about this lift, but Scarilyn is having the time of her afterlife! 💀🤣

🎥 Can you guess the movie? Drop your answer below! 👇

Bonus points if you can name the iconic song from this scene! 🎶💕

10/17/2026

🏀💀 MOVIE TRIVIA: IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH… 🔧😂

The skeleton crew is back, and this week they’re taking their talents from the warehouse to the court! 🏆

Definitely Not Justin has named himself team captain, Skullet Steve thinks he’s an MVP, and Adam from Safety is just hoping nobody asks him to demonstrate any fancy footwork! 🦴🤣

🎬 Think you know this week’s movie?

🏀 1 POINT for guessing the movie title!

🏆 BONUS POINTS if you can name all 5 D’s!

Drop your guesses in the comments! 👇

And remember… Nobody makes it to the championship without a little blood, sweat, and BONES! 💀🏀😂

10/14/2026

💀🚨 SKELETON SHENANIGANS: GRAND THEFT AUTO… BONE EDITION! 🚨💀

Everyone knows Definitely Not Justin has ONE rule: DON’T TOUCH HIS TRUCK! 🛻

Well… Skullet Steve took that as a suggestion, and Rico decided he was qualified to drive! 😎

Scarilyn Monroe, Bona Lisa, and Dee Ceased wasted no time hopping in the back for a joyride! 💀💨

And riding sh***un? ADAM FROM SAFETY! 🤦‍♂️ Apparently, losing a leg wasn’t enough to teach him about workplace safety! 😂

No permission. No seatbelts. No common sense. And the SAFETY GUY is along for the ride! 🤣

Rumor has it Rico yelled, “Relax, I’ve got this!” while Adam was frantically searching for the emergency brake… and his missing leg! 🦴

Stay tuned… because when Definitely Not Justin finds out, there’s gonna be HELL to PAY! 🔥💀

10/13/2026

🎬💀 LIGHTS, CAMERA, SKELETON SHENANIGANS! 🍿

This week, our bony crew is putting your movie knowledge to the test! 🧠🦴

Rico and the gang have gone full Hollywood, and they’re dying to see who can guess the movie! 😂

🎥 Can you name this movie?

Drop your guesses in the comments! 👇

🏆 Bonus bragging rights if you can name BOTH characters!

10/12/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SKELETON SHENANIGANS — EMERGENCY STAFF MEETING! 🚨💀

After today’s unauthorized warehouse zip-lining adventure, things took an emotional turn. 😂
💀 Scarilyn Monroe was absolutely DEVASTATED that she never got her turn on the zip line. She reportedly spent 20 minutes crying in the breakroom.

Unfortunately, nobody had the heart to tell her she doesn’t have tear ducts. 😭🦴
🖤 Dee Ceased, tired of listening to Scarilyn rattle on about how unfair life (and death) is, finally stepped in.

“Girl, pull yourself together! We’ve got bigger bones to pick. Let’s plan something FUN for next week!” 💅💀

And just like that… an emergency skeleton staff meeting was called!
The gang gathered around the conference table to brainstorm their next adventure.

🦴 Skullet Steve suggested something involving heights.

💀 Definitely Not Justin suggested something involving absolutely NO supervision.

🦺 Adam from Safety suggested everyone just GO HOME.

📝 Rico was conveniently unavailable for comment, probably still finishing the paperwork from today’s zip-line incident.

After several heated discussions, two Busch Lights, and a box of tissues that nobody actually needed, the crew finally reached a decision…

🤫 Unfortunately, the details are being kept UNDER WRAPS!
All we know is that Scarilyn is smiling again, Dee Ceased looks suspiciously pleased with herself, and management should probably update its insurance policy. 😂

🚨 STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK’S SKELETON SHENANIGANS! 🚨

💬 What do YOU think these boneheads are planning next?! Drop your guesses below! 👇💀

Vacation

10/11/2026

💀🚨 BREAKING NEWS: WAREHOUSE ZIP LINE DISASTER! 🚨💀
Apparently, OSHA regulations are just suggestions when you’ve already been dead for years. 🤦‍♀️😂

Today’s episode of Skeleton Shenanigans brought us a brand-new attraction… the Warehouse Zip Line of Questionable Decisions! 🦴🪢

💀 Definitely Not Justin decided to test out the new ride, but halfway down, he grabbed Adam from Safety and took him along for the ride!

Adam, who is STILL operating on one leg from a previous workplace incident, was heard screaming, “THIS IS NOT AN APPROVED SAFETY PROCEDURE!” 🦺🤣

Meanwhile, Dee Ceased and Scarilyn Monroe anxiously awaited their turn, completely ignoring the fact that the safety inspector was currently dangling from the ceiling.

📝 Rico, our Director of Documentation and Doing Absolutely Nothing to Stop It, calmly recorded the entire incident.

His official report simply stated:
"Two employees airborne. Zero safety harnesses. One leg between them. Morale at an all-time high." 😂

Management has since banned zip lining in the warehouse.
The skeletons have already submitted a request for a bungee jump. 💀

🎃 Stay tuned… because apparently the only thing this crew takes seriously is NOT taking safety seriously!

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10/10/2026

💀🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PRO WAREHOUSE: WELCOME BACK, JACOB! 🚨💀

Apparently, nobody told the skeleton crew that “Welcome Back” and “Vandalize the Install Truck” are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! 🤦‍♀️🤣

Our installer Jacob M returned to work, and the boney bunch decided he deserved a welcome-home celebration he would NEVER forget! 🎉

💀 Skullet Steve and Bona Lisa took charge of decorating Jacob’s truck. Unfortunately, their decorating skills fall somewhere between a kindergarten art project and a crime scene.

💀 Definitely Not Justin took one look at the situation and immediately tried to hide in the back of the truck. Apparently, looking like the boss doesn’t mean you want the boss’s responsibilities! 😂

💀 Dee Ceased and Scarilyn Monroe decided the truck needed a little COLOR! 🎨 Armed with silly string and absolutely ZERO adult supervision, these two turned the truck into a neon nightmare!

🦺 One-Legged Adam from Safety arrived on the scene and immediately identified 47 OSHA violations, 12 tripping hazards, and one very serious case of WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HECK HAPPENED HERE?! 🦴🤣

📝 Rico, our fearless leader with 365 days of uninterrupted hair growth, was right beside him documenting the entire incident. His official report simply stated:

“I don’t get paid enough for this. Actually… I don’t get paid at all. I’M A SKELETON!” 💀😂

🚨 CURRENT STATUS:
● Truck: RANSACKED 📦
● Silly string: EVERYWHERE 🌈
● Safety violations: TOO MANY TO COUNT ⚠️
● Definitely Not Justin: STILL HIDING 👀
● Jacob’s reaction: PENDING 😳
● Skeleton crew’s remorse: ABSOLUTELY ZERO! 🤣

🎉 WELCOME BACK, JACOB M! 🎉

We promise the rest of the team is slightly more professional. SLIGHTLY. 😂

👇 PLACE YOUR BETS! How long before Jacob requests a transfer, Adam calls another safety meeting, or Rico files for early retirement?!

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Address

1100 Bywater Drive, #100
Port Washington, WI
53074

Telephone

+12622884660

Website

https://www.professionalservicestoday.com/

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