11/13/2026
🐿️ SQUIRREL SCHOOL: PICTURE DAY
ATTEMPT NUMBER 128.
I. HAVE. HAD. IT.
ONE. CLASS. PICTURE.
THAT’S ALL I ASKED FOR!
Instead, I’ve got SIX GROOMS refusing to show their faces, ONE BRIDE questioning her life choices, and THREE PETER PANS!
THREE!!!
PETER NUMBER ONE! SIT UP STRAIGHT!
PETER NUMBER TWO! GET OFF THAT FLOOR AND STOP THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM!
PETER NUMBER THREE! WHY ARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN?!
AND RED! I CAN SEE YOU BACK THERE! YOU’RE UPSIDE DOWN, TOO! THAT IS NOT HOW INVISIBILITY WORKS!
GROOMS! WHY ARE YOU TURNING SIDEWAYS?! NOBODY IS ESCAPING THROUGH THE SIDE DOOR! GET BACK IN LINE!
SCARECROW! TIN MAN! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!
THIS IS SQUIRREL SCHOOL, NOT THE LAND OF OZ!
AND IF EITHER OF YOU TELLS ME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A BRAIN, I’M GOING TO LOSE WHAT LITTLE IS LEFT OF MINE!
Someone has arrived in a yellow raincoat.
And PUMPKIN?!
PUMPKIN HAS APPARENTLY TAKEN AN UNAUTHORIZED FIELD TRIP THROUGH THE ENTIRE SHOP!
SHE WENT TO A LUAU!
SHE RODE A COW!
PUMPKIN! THAT IS NOT THE SCHOOL BUS!
HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!!
And now LEOPARD GIRL IS MISSING.
🚨 SANDY ALERT! SANDY ALERT! 🚨
Sandy Cheeks has been notified. The Belgian Delegation has requested backup.
Management would organize a search party, but management IS the search party.
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ASSEMBLING THIS COLLECTION OF QUESTIONABLE CHARACTERS?!
Oh, wait.
I AM.
AND APPARENTLY I PAID MONEY FOR THE PRIVILEGE!
The Belgian Delegation has demanded an immediate audit.
Unfortunately, the person responsible for purchasing is also the person conducting the investigation.
WE ARE GETTING NOWHERE. 🇧🇪🐿️🤣
The photographer has requested hazard pay.
Class pictures have been postponed indefinitely.
To be continued…