Home Owners Value

08/19/2026

06/17/2026

It's hot. Your AC is running all day and all night.

You need blinds, or something in that window.

Consider these door hangers: The "management" created.

Fantastic art. No "franchise genius" required.

Call or email for an appointment. You'll feel cooler, maybe more like an interior decorator, or both.

05/01/2026

As a small business member of the Chamber of Commerce I find it just wonderful when leaders of our community make the time to recognize longstanding Saint Petersburg businesses that have stood the test of time. Yes, new outfit's need promotion and recognition but the old guard deserves recognition too. Mayor Ken Welch came out and most Chamber Ambassador's made it too. Saint Petersburg remains an economical and practical place to develop any business and the city and all our Mayor's past and present deserve credit for keeping it that way.

04/02/2026

On ONLY this special day we will be expanding our product line to maximize insulation and window protection with our "Plywood Protection Line." I will personally cut the perfectly sized plywood board especially designed for only your window. Your window might become a little bit dark, but I can spruce things up some with "Cadmium Yellow," or "Overlook Scary Burnt Umber." Altenatively, for an extra charge I can spray paint your portrait - the best I can.

Of course, if this product is a little TOO EFFICIENT, I can regretfully offer something less efficient, that even lets a little light through. Of course you wouldn't really want that !