10/05/2026
šØ FOUR-DAY JUNK MASSACRE šØ
Thursday through Sunday (Oct 8ā11), I'm going full beast mode on junk ā and your pile is first in line if you're fast. š¤
Couches. Mattresses. Busted grills. That treadmill of lies. The garage that hasn't seen your car since spring. The "I'll deal with it later" corner that's now a mountain. ALL OF IT ā GONE. š«³š»
You don't lift a finger. You text me a photo, I tell you the price, I back my trailer up and make your mess VANISH. You'll stand there wondering if it was ever even yours. šŖ
Four days. One trailer. Zero mercy for junk.
š² Text me a photo at 971-212-5235 before the spots are gone!