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The Absurd Candle Company

Desert-inspired home fragrance ✨
Candles • Wax Melts • Room Sprays • Car Diffusers
Luxury fragrance without the luxury price tag.
📍 Handcrafted in Las Vegas

Welcome to The Absurd Candle Company. We handmake 100% soy-based candles, wax melts and essential oil car fresheners. Our products are clean and environmentally friendly. We believe everyone deserves luxury at an affordable cost.

10/29/2026

A little cabin energy, right here in the desert. 🌲🕯️

Meet Cabin Fever—eucalyptus, cypress, and tonka bean blended into fresh, woodsy, cozy vibes. Hand-poured soy wax, a crossed wooden wick, and an iridescent label that catches the light. ✨

8 oz • $15

Shop online:
https://the-absurd-candle-co.square.site

Or come smell it in person THIS SUNDAY at Shop & Seek’s Día de los Mu***os Festival! 💀🌼

📅 Sunday, November 1
⏰ 2–7 PM
📍 The Llama Lot · Downtown Las Vegas
900 E Fremont St, Las Vegas, NV 89101

FREE entry • All ages

Come say hi, explore our scents, and support local makers. We’re excited for our first vendor event! 🖤

10/26/2026

🩷✨ FRESHLY MADE & READY TO SPRAY! ✨🩷

We’ve been busy behind the scenes at The Absurd Candle Company, and our room sprays are looking better than ever! 🪩💕

Our 4 oz room sprays are handcrafted with incredible fragrances and finished with our gorgeous pink iridescent labels. 🌈

🌵 Desert Mirage – Sage • Lavender • Palo Santo
🌊 Coastal Static – Sea Salt • Orchid • Ozone
🌅 Golden Hour – Amber • Sandalwood • Patchouli
🥃 Last Call – Bourbon • Wh***ey • Tonka Bean
🌴 Neon Oasis – Citrus • Agave • Lime
✨ Plus even more amazing scents!

Perfect for freshening up your home and adding a little personality to your space!

💕 Only $10 each!

We’re getting everything ready for our very first Las Vegas vendor event, and we cannot wait for you to smell these in person!

🛍️ Shop online: https://the-absurd-candle-co.square.site/

Good scents. Bad decisions. 😎🕯️

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10/25/2026

Your car deserves to smell absurdly good. 🚗✨

Meet our hanging car fresheners—cute little bottles filled with scents that make even your daily commute feel like a little escape. 🌵🪩

Love fresh and beachy? Try Coastal Static. Prefer cozy and woodsy? Cabin Fever is calling your name. 💕

Which scent are you taking for a ride? Tell us below! 👇

Shop here: https://the-absurd-candle-co.square.site/

10/24/2026

🎃🐾 SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE! 👻🧡

October is here, and Cactus & Critters LV is ready to give your furry, feathered, and scaly friends some extra love this spooky season! 🐶🐱🦎

🍂 OCTOBER BOOKINGS ARE OPEN! 🍂

Whether you’re heading out for a Halloween party, enjoying a fall getaway, or just need someone to check in on your pets while you’re away, we’ve got you covered! 🧡

🐾 Our Services Include:

🎃 30 & 60-minute drop-in visits
👻 In-home pet sitting
🦎 Exotic pet care
💊 Medication administration
🐕 Feeding, potty breaks, playtime & plenty of love!
💕 FREE meet & greets!

✨ Why Choose Cactus & Critters LV?

Your pets deserve to feel safe, comfortable, and loved while you’re away! We provide personalized care right in the comfort of their own home, so you can enjoy your plans with peace of mind. 🏡❤️

📍 Proudly serving Las Vegas and surrounding areas!

🧡 Don’t let your pet care plans turn into a nightmare! 👻 October availability is open, so reserve your visits before your preferred dates fill up!

📩 Message us today to schedule your FREE meet & greet or book your pet’s next visit!

🐾 Cactus & Critters LV
Where every critter is treated like family! 🧡

10/24/2026

We’re vending at Shop & Seek’s Día de los Mu***os Festival! 💀🌼🧡
Follow the Marigold Trail to our booth and celebrate a day of remembrance, community, and shopping local. We’d love to see you there!
🗓 Sunday, November 1 • 2–7 PM
📍 The Llama Lot • Downtown Las Vegas
900 E Fremont St
✨ FREE entry • All ages welcome
Bring your familia and come say hello! 🧡
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10/19/2026

🍂🕯️ LAS VEGAS! YOUR NEW FAVORITE SCENT IS CALLING! 🕯️🍂

💕 THE ABSURD CANDLE COMPANY IS BACK & READY FOR ORDERS! 💕

We’re a small, locally owned candle company right here in Las Vegas, and we’re so excited to bring our handcrafted scents back into your homes! 🌵✨

Whether you’re looking to make your home smell AMAZING, treat yourself to something special, or find the perfect little gift, we’ve got something for you!

🛍️ SHOP OUR COLLECTION:

🕯️ Handcrafted Candles — $15

🩷 Wax Melts — $5

🚗 Car Diffusers — $5

🌸 Room Sprays — $10

✨ SCENTS YOU’LL FALL IN LOVE WITH!

🌵 High Desert — Cactus Flower, Agave & Aloe

🌊 Coastal Static — Sea Salt, Orchid & Ozonic Notes

🌅 Golden Hour — Amber, Sandalwood & Patchouli

🌙 Mojave Ghost — Sandalwood, Coconut & Soft Woods

🥃 Last Call — Bourbon, Wh***ey & Tonka Bean

And even more fragrances to explore!

💕 WHY SHOP SMALL?

Every purchase supports a real local small business, and every order means the world to us!

🍁 Refresh your home for fall.

🎁 Start your holiday gift shopping early.

🕯️ Or simply treat yourself — you deserve it!

🛒 READY TO FIND YOUR NEW FAVORITE?

👇 SHOP ONLINE TODAY! 👇

https://the-absurd-candle-co.square.site/

🩷 The Absurd Candle Company

Life’s absurd. At least make it smell good. 🕯️✨

💕 Tag a friend who LOVES candles, and help us spread the word!

10/13/2026

🕯️✨ WE’RE BACK IN PRODUCTION! ✨🕯️

The wait is almost over! 🌵💕

The Absurd Candle Company is officially back in production, and we couldn’t be more excited!

We’ve been busy pouring, creating, and bringing our signature scents back to life right here in Las Vegas, Nevada! 🌸

From cozy and comforting to fresh and bold, we’re getting ready to bring you all the amazing fragrances you’ve been missing!

🕯️ Hand-poured candles
💕 Wax melts
🌸 Room sprays
🚗 Car diffusers

We’re working hard to get everything stocked and ready for you!

✨ NEW STOCK COMING SOON! ✨

🛍️ READY TO BROWSE?

Visit our website to explore our fragrances, browse our collections, and shop available products!

🌐 SHOP ONLINE:
https://the-absurd-candle-co.square.site/

Be sure to check back as we continue adding freshly made products to our shop! 🩷

Thank you for supporting our small business and being part of our journey. We’re so excited for this next chapter!

🌵 The Absurd Candle Company
Bold scents. Desert vibes. A little absurdity.

09/02/2026

Okay, I need to know… which home fragrance person are you? 👀✨

🕯️ Candle person — give me the cozy glow + crackling wood wick
🧊 Wax melt person — I want my whole house smelling amazing
🌸 Room spray person — instant fragrance, please
🚗 Car diffuser person — because the car deserves to smell good too 😂

The Absurd Candle Co. presale is officially OPEN! 💗🌵

Everything is handcrafted in Las Vegas and made to order during our presale. Orders can be shipped or delivered locally in Las Vegas. ✨

💕 Presale ends September 30!
📦 Please allow up to 30 calendar days to receive presale orders.

👇 Tell me your pick in the comments: candle, wax melts, room spray, or car diffuser?

09/01/2026

🩷 SEPTEMBER PRESALE POST

✨ HELLO, SEPTEMBER! ✨

And just like that… our first full month back begins. 🌵🕯️💕

The Absurd Candle Co. presale is officially underway, and every order placed this month is helping us rebuild our little candle business here in Las Vegas. 🥹

Everything is made to order in small batches — from our wood-wick candles to wax melts, room sprays & car diffusers.

🕯️ Wood-wick candles
✨ Premium fragrance oils
🌵 Handcrafted in Las Vegas
🚗 FREE local delivery on $50+
📦 Shipping available

Presale ends September 30!

Because these are made-to-order presale items, please allow up to 30 calendar days to receive your order.

🛍️ Shop through the link in our bio!

Thank you to everyone who shares, follows, comments or places an order. Every little bit of support means more than you know. 🩷

02/17/2026

After so much growth here in Sioux Falls, we’re officially relocating to Las Vegas. 🌵

This isn’t goodbye — it’s a new chapter.

The Absurd Candle Company will be reopening in 2026 with fresh energy, new inspiration, and the same cozy, clean-burning luxury you love. ✨

Thank you to everyone who has supported this small business. Vegas… we’re coming. 💜

Follow along for updates as we prepare for our 2026 reopening.

Address

Sunrise Mountain
Sioux Falls, SD
89156

Telephone

+15075878014

Website

https://the-absurd-candle-co.square.site/

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